I hate mushrooms. Why can't it taste good? Why can't food that's good for you taste good? Not even chocolate would make this taste better. How come scientists can do all kinds of great things, but they can't make mushrooms taste good? Scientist should really work on it. This is important. Especially if all this stuff about being healthy is true. But maybe it's a lie! Maybe a evil person just wants us to think that it's good for you. Maybe it's bad . Maybe it's really bad! Maybe this mushroom can kill me! Maybe I'm allergic to it. I don't think it's safe, mom. I think it's dangerous. Please don't make me. You can't make me! I won't do it! Mushrooms are evil!

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I hate mushrooms! I know it’s good for you. But, why can't it taste good? Why can't food that's good for you taste good? Not even chocolate would make this thing taste better. Mushrooms are rooms that are mushed with thrown up mashed potatoes! Ugh! How come scientists can do all kinds of great things, but they can't make these dumb mushrooms taste better?! Scientists should really work on it. This is important. Especially if all this stuff about being healthy is, you-know, true! But maybe it's a lie! Maybe it's bad! Maybe it's really bad! Maybe it’s poisonous! Maybe I am allergic to it. Maybe mushroom can get me sick or even kill me. I don't think it's safe, mom. I think it's mega dangerous. Please don't make me. You can't make me! I won’t do it! Mushrooms are evil!